wet hair fetish

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breadstickfanclub:

The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.

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digatisdi:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.

Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket”

So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”

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T.T I hate my life right now, i wanna be at smtown so bad

you obviously don’t know what happens when I get near a computer..

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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americankimchi:

imperativa:

colinandhisbowtie:

Me: Mom… there’s something I need to tell you.
Mom: You’re Chinese… we know.
Me: Wha?
Mom: You think I didn’t know when you scaled that tree and soared onto that building to save that child that you were… different.
Me:…
Mom: Or when you wore that robe to your graduation ceremony?
Me: …
Mom: Or when —
Me: How long?
Mom: Since I found half-eaten eggrolls and Samurai Swords under your bed when you were eight. You really think those things polished themselves. Blood eats through steal son.
Me: …
Mom: I accept you my Chinese son. 
Me: 謝謝。 

oh my god.

I have lost all abilities to can’t or even.

it’s BACK

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laugh-attacks:

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